They say the darndest things

Things heard around here this week….

E: Mama, when I am a spider…(pause)
M: Um, yes?
E: When I am a spider, I will wrap bugs up with my web and then I will suck their blood!
M: Um, okay…

(Maybe we need to lay off the Charlotte’s Web, which is our current DVD of choice?)

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A: Oh no! (As she is picking her sprawled little body up off the floor.)
M: You ok, Addie?
A: I ok, Mama. I TUFF!

(And if A. saying that, with her shoulders thrown back looking all proud, doesn’t bring tears to my eyes, I don’t know what will. She is “tough,” but I just want her to need a little cuddling….sometimes!)

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E: Daddy, boys have penises!
D: Yep.
E: And girls have zucchinis!
D: Not exactly…

(I, unfortunately, heard this one secondhand through J.  But I would have paid big bucks to hear him explaining to E. what exactly girls do have, though! Or to see how he kept a straight face after that one…)

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2 Responses to “They say the darndest things”


  1. 1 Colleen April 12, 2007 at 10:35 am

    It is so funny to think of the things our little people say. Zoe is just getting verbal enough to occassionally make sense, and already she cracks us up.

  2. 2 MommyBrain April 13, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    zucchinis! I love it!!


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